Who. Is her. Stylist?

Azealia Banks was stopped by NME during Hackney Weekend and discussed her cursing and new mixtape, Fantasea, which is reported to debut on July 11th. During the interview, I was ENTIRELY turned off by not only her outfit but her voice, too. I mean, I’ve heard her rap but not speak. What is with that accent? Are all New Yorkers so nasally? And it has a nerve to have a Valley Girl edge to it like Kimberly the Pink Power Ranger. Oh… my God.

And if we get on her style of dress…. HUN-TEE.

I don’t know who told baby girl it was cute to dress up like a dead goldfish floating at the top of the tank for The Serpentine Gallery in London. And those jelly shoes/kitten heel things are something I thought we left in 1999. I guess Azealia had to reach far back in her closet for her pair, even though she was like 8 when they originally came out. Chile. I’m so distraught. And then her weaves are still lackluster. The first photo of her with that illuminati eye on her dress and that pitbull collar her hair is atrocious. And her boots have stains on them… (sad face).

I gave girl good marks on her appearance in her Liquorice video for looking VERY pretty. She needs to keep that stylist because she obviously can’t do it alone. It’s like she’s still playing dress up, but in the closet of the Seseame Street cast or Yo Gabba Gabba. I’m sure children find her amusing.

Check out the video courtesy of Kid Fury and more photos courtesy of Miss Jia and post your thoughts. I just… I… *grabs purse and walks off*