Ronald Matters: The 106 & Park hosts (sans Bow Wow) sat down to explain how relevant they are and discuss their years of grinding so you’ll stop asking, “Who dey is?” Bow Wow needed to be on the seat, too, because I’m sure he gets, “Bow Wow still raps?” every now and again.
Miss Jia: Nene Leakes is on the cover of EBONY Magazine’s December/January’s Money & Power issue in a bathtub full of diamonds. Now she knows she’s only worth about 11 of them stones, and I know Sheree is somewhere itching to get her pointy fingers on about 3 to complete Chateau Ain’t-Nowhere-To-Be-Found.
Cotten Candi: Queen Latifah may be getting her own daytime talk show again… I guess Anderson’s failed attempt doesn’t scare her
Crunk & Disorderly: Derek J wants you to know that he is a licensed cosmetologist in Louboutin pumps, and Lawrence is broke, on hair-styling probation, and caused Sheree to lose her hair with her faltering dignity.
Necole Bitchie: Solange tells Donald Trump to have a seat after he tries coming for President Obama, again. That’s my “sister!”