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Kim Kardashian’s exes give no fucks when it comes to her moving on with life. The shade Kris Humphries and Ray J threw yesterday was impeccable, and deserved all the points.

Kris Humphries signed a two-year, $24 million contract with the Brooklyn Nets. Remember that line in “Way Too Cold” where Kanye said that he would’ve gotten Jay to kick Kris off the team? Well, Kris remembered it, and threw it back in Kanye’s face like a cloud of glitter.

The fact Kris actually had a nerve to @ Jay though… messy, messy, messy. But I live.

Last night, Twitter was yet again in another uproar after Ray J tweeted the simplest form of shade to Kim. Who knew three letters could have so much power?

Well, at least that’s how I took it. I love when a girl comes in with a mean tantrum to distract the actual girl performing on the runway. Kanye is pissed BOOTS right about now. Can y’all imagine what her response will be when she gets wind of it? Eff a diss track, Ray J’s whole social security number will be erased. Jesus. He better hope the Money Team has his back.

Welp. If Kim kept her legs closed (not calling her a hoe, just… giving) she wouldn’t have so many men trying to come for her life. Sad that Ray J’s dick did catapult the Kardashian hustle, but too bad it can’t get his own career off its’ feet. Dah well.